actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

f13nds:

skate or die dude

supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day

buckybernes:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America

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doorsandsardines:

hire this man