somescarswillneverheal:

jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE

THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

Life: made.

refusingtosinkmyship:

paxamgays:

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”

SOOOOLD

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cas-thelittlelionman:

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

quick, someone reverse the gif and make him the Spring Soldier.

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

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katodown:

bonegeek:

ellie5192:

connorkawaii:

[british sigh]

[canadian apology] 

[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]

gingerten:

uvab9206:

lohikaarmeita:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

image

I don’t remember the original version anymore

Best version ever. Only version ever.

Holy damn I need to sing this…

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

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theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance